I am NOT a minotaur!Presumably, that would be a creature with the body of a woman and the head of a cow.
Well, I'M not the minotaur either!
Yes you are!
No, I'm a girl, not a minotaur.
Yes, you're a GIRL MINOTAUR...
And then, just as the Pillowfight Fairy crawled into bed this evening, she curled up and announced: "I'm a larva."
Ew, I thought. But then she continued: "Now I'm a pupa. When you come in in the morning, I'll be a bee."
Yup, our kids are definitely homeschooled. And they read too much Calvin and Hobbes, too.