...to discover there's a naked lady on your dining room table.
Yup, this was a Christmas present from my younger brother and his wife. It finally bloomed, and it came out rather nicely, if I do say so myself. The girls have been watching this thing every day to see when it does something new. (The boy doesn't really care one way or another; he'd probably eat it if we let him.)
Anyway, we like it. So to Andy and Carolyn, thanks!