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Monday, March 31, 2008

Now 99.6% Profanity-Free!

All right, so today I ran into the Cuss-O-Meter, and I decided to see just how profane my own blog is. The verdict:

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Additionally, the Cuss-O-Meter site declared:

Around 0.4% of the pages on your website contain cussing.
This is 96% LESS than other websites who took this test.

Actually, I was hoping to get 0.0% cussing, less than 100% of other sites who took this test. Well, poop.

I rather wonder about those 4% of sites with less cussing than me. My wife is probably one of them. The rest spend their time talking about rainbows and puppies and the like....

1 comment:

Charley said...: Mathematical correction for you...there aren't 4% out there with less cussing...there are 0.4% or .004 with less cussing. That's pretty good!

Not to brag, but mine were 100% profanity-free! ;-)

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